Finished Calls!

A long-distance phone conversation with a friend who had recently returned from some boisterous finishing school in Switzerland:

Alice: Yo Ray! Wat’s up? It been ages man… how are you?

Ray: I am fine. Thank you. How are you?

Alice: Man, I have been fabulous and frosty in Sydney. So howz life treating you?

Ray: I am fine. Thank you. How are you?

Alice: Nothing much. Just waiting for the summer to start coz the chill is killing me (grins). So how were you in Switzerland?

Ray: I was fine. Thank you. How are you?

Alice: F#$% OFF coz you have nothing else to say!

Ray: But that’s what I have been taught at my finishing school! To speak less and to speak only when spoken or asked to

Alice: So what the hell was I doing till now if not speaking to you or asking about you?

Ray: (silence)

Alice hung up!

*ppfftt*

Now that’s what I call a ‘finished’ call

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