Omg!
Mostly I feel safe in this city, some days, not so much. Today the president of my company, trying to be helpful, advised me to pick up some bear-spray. I completely misunderstood and in my mind the conversation went like this:
The Pres: “Alice, do you have hairspray in your purse?”
Me: *thinking: what is wrong with my hair?*
“Um..no, but there’s some in the bathroom”
The Pres: *looking confused*
“Oh. Well you should think about getting some. For your purse.”
Me: “Oh…ok, I’ll look into it…”
Meanwhile, I dart to the bathroom and realize that he must have meant BEAR spray. We had been talking about a women getting attacked downtown.
Wow.
He’s probably really confused as to why there’s bear spray in the women’s washroom.
Omg! 
Categories: Mindless obsession, Uselessly me, mad Alice, random, wtf
:D, bear spray, ha ha ha, wtf, wtf again
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..
Alice, my tummy is paining now…
hahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaha..
I wonder your if your President would have a good sleep tonight!!!
in btw , your new header has been mailed to you
Poor thing wud have thought there are some male staff sneaking into women’s washroom
That’s the interesting part of english words..
Just a letter here or there, and BLAST…everything changes.
Makes me remember an advertisement in a newspaper saying “We arrange eXotic tours”
Just imagine…the ‘X’ of exotic was misprinted as ‘R’
…Holy cow!!
Eventually, they did issue a corrigendum for the same.
LOL
I can imagine you wondering why he is so interested in hairspray and his confusion on being told that there’s bear spray in the bathroom 
@ Chiranjib – i am sure he slept all fine.. cuz he is bu now used to such mishaps…i guess
@ Arpit – cool, lemme check…!
@ Nautankey-
@ Dev- Ha ha ha… we still get those ads in the newspapers… total waste!!!
@ Smitha – yeah dude, i am sure he was feeling awkward amongst his own management
ha ha ha
@ Smita
@ Vishesh-
@ Mimi –
@ Sakhi-
hehehehe